He spent a career fighting fires. Then he retired. Now he operates machinery. Retired on paper. In the cab every day.
The plate is riveted to the cab. Do not remove it. Do not remove Tom.
Several times. He was in the cab for all of them.
Tom is retired, so no. He just happens to be here every day.
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A complete list, verified by standing near the excavator with a phone.
Rotates the entire upper house. Tom does this on purpose.
Picks up debris. Puts debris in the dumpster. Repeats.
Goes up. Goes down. Tom decides which.
Reaches toward the pile. The pile does not reach back.
Pushes dirt around. Also keeps the machine from tipping over.
Moves Tom from one pile to the next.
Two original songs about one man who can’t stay out of the cab.
Tom hangs up his tools for good. Then he climbs right back in the cab, works the gears, and goes after one more load.
▶ Listen on SunoThe firefighter retires and goes to work at the dump. He trades fire hoses for junk, trash, and old couches.
▶ Listen on SunoYes. See: the domain name.
Check the status light at the top of this page. It has never been off.
Tom is retired, so he is not taking new work. He will still be in the excavator tomorrow.
No other operations have been documented.
Someone who bought a domain name as a joke and then followed through.